From: Mark Markham (markhamm@topsurf.com)
Date: Mon Oct 11 1999 - 15:45:05 EDT
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Dear George,</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Unless we have Gracea font and rich text ability we missed the
Greekness of the messgae below. BTW The font did come in clear for
me-- you must use logos or one of my other Greek progies that installed my
font.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Grace</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Mark</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set <br><BR>2. A
day without sunshine is like, night <br><BR>3. On the other hand, you have
different fingers. <br><BR>4. I just got lost in thought. It was
unfamiliar territory. <br><BR>5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made
up on the spot. <br><BR>6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
<br><BR>7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
<br><BR>8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
<br><BR>misquoted, then used against you. <br><BR>9. I wonder how
much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. <br><BR>10. Honk if you
love peace and quiet. <br><BR>11. Remember half the people you know are
below average. <br><BR>12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed
how popular it <br><BR>remains? <br><BR>13. Nothing is fool-proof to
a talented fool. <br><BR>14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
<br><BR>15. He who laughs last thinks slowest. <br><BR>16.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. <br><BR>17. Eagles may
soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. <BR><br><BR>18. The
early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the <br><BR>cheese.
<br><BR>19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
<br><BR>20. I intend to live forever - so far so good. <br><BR>21.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. <br><BR>22. If
Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? <br><BR>23. My
mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. <br><BR>24.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. <br><BR>25. The only
substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. <br><BR>26. Support bacteria
- they're the only culture some people <br><BR>have. <br><BR>27.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
<BR><br><BR>going the wrong way. <br><BR>28. If at first you don't
succeed, destroy all evidence that you <br><BR>tried. <br><BR>29. A
conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. <br><BR>30.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you <br><BR>need
it. <br><BR>31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
<br><BR>32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
<br><BR>33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
<br><BR>34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
<br><BR>35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
<br><BR>36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required
<br><BR>on it. <br><BR>37. The hardness of butter is directly
proportional to the <br><BR>softness of the bread. <br><BR>38. The
severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the <br><BR>ability to
reach it. <br><BR>39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to
steal from <br><BR>many is research. <br><BR>40. To succeed in
politics, it is often necessary to rise above <br><BR>your principles.
<br><BR>41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
<br><BR>42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
<br><BR>43. Two wrongs are only the beginning. <br><BR>44. The
problem with the gene pool is that there is no <br><BR>lifeguard.
<br><BR>45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to
<br><BR>catchup. <br><BR>46. A clear conscience is usually the sign
of a bad memory. <br><BR>47. Change is inevitable except from vending
machines. <br><BR>48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great
trade! <br><BR>49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. <br><BR>50.
Always try to be modest and be proud of it! <br><BR>51. If you think
nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. <br><BR>52. How many of
you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... <br><BR>53. Love may be blind
but marriage is a real eye-opener. <br><BR>54. If at first you don't
succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.<br><BR><br></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
<DIV
style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A href="mailto:goolde@mtnempire.net" title=goolde@mtnempire.net>George
Goolde</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A
href="mailto:b-greek@franklin.oit.unc.edu"
title=b-greek@franklin.oit.unc.edu>Biblical Greek</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Monday, October 11, 1999 7:02
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Exegetical Considerations</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV>I received the following from another list member and thought
it would be of benefit to the entire list!<BR><BR><FONT face=GraecaII>1. Save
the whales. Collect the whole set <BR>2. A day without sunshine is like, night
<BR>3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. <BR>4. I just got lost
in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. <BR>5. 42.7 percent of all statistics
are made up on the spot. <BR>6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad
name. <BR>7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. <BR>8.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be <BR>misquoted,
then used against you. <BR>9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be
without sponges. <BR>10. Honk if you love peace and quiet. <BR>11. Remember
half the people you know are below average. <BR>12. Despite the cost of
living, have you noticed how popular it <BR>remains? <BR>13. Nothing is
fool-proof to a talented fool. <BR>14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
<BR>15. He who laughs last thinks slowest. <BR>16. Depression is merely anger
without enthusiasm. <BR>17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
jet engines. <BR>18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the <BR>cheese. <BR>19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
<BR>20. I intend to live forever - so far so good. <BR>21. Borrow money from a
pessimist - they don't expect it back. <BR>22. If Barbie is so popular, why do
you have to buy her friends? <BR>23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and
illegal in 37 states. <BR>24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
<BR>25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. <BR>26. Support
bacteria - they're the only culture some people <BR>have. <BR>27. When
everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and <BR>going the wrong
way. <BR>28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
<BR>tried. <BR>29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
<BR>30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you <BR>need
it. <BR>31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. <BR>32.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks <BR>33. Never do
card tricks for the group you play poker with. <BR>34. No one is listening
until you make a mistake. <BR>35. Success always occurs in private and failure
in full view. <BR>36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is
required <BR>on it. <BR>37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to
the <BR>softness of the bread. <BR>38. The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the <BR>ability to reach it. <BR>39. To steal ideas from one
person is plagiarism; to steal from <BR>many is research. <BR>40. To succeed
in politics, it is often necessary to rise above <BR>your principles. <BR>41.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. <BR>42. You never really
learn to swear until you learn to drive. <BR>43. Two wrongs are only the
beginning. <BR>44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
<BR>lifeguard. <BR>45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to
<BR>catchup. <BR>46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
<BR>47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. <BR>48. Get a new
car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! <BR>49. Plan to be spontaneous -
tomorrow. <BR>50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! <BR>51. If you
think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. <BR>52. How many of you
believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... <BR>53. Love may be blind but
marriage is a real eye-opener. <BR>54. If at first you don't succeed, then
skydiving isn't for you.<BR><BR></FONT><FONT
face="Times New Roman, Times">Enjoy!<BR><BR>George<BR><BR></FONT><BR>
<DIV>George A. Goolde</DIV>
<DIV>Professor, Bible and Theology</DIV>
<DIV>Southern California Bible College & Seminary</DIV>
<DIV>El Cajon, California</DIV><BR>goolde@mtnempire.net --- B-Greek home page:
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