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Re: Fw: One liners (fwd)
Could you please take me off this mailing list. Thanks.
At 09:44 10/01/99 WST, you wrote:
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>Hi friends, this may get things back in perspective.
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>or your info...jj
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>> From: Ed & Debbie Powazki <powazki@accesstoledo.com>
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>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Barbara Brengartner <bajahuma@earthlink.net>
>> Date: Tuesday, January 05, 1999 7:51 PM
>> Subject: One liners
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> Growing old is mandatory;
> growing up is optional.
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> Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
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> My mind not only wanders,
> sometimes it leaves completely.
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> Everytime I think about exercise,
> I lie down til the thought goes away.
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> God put me on earth to accomplish
> a certain number of things.
> Right now I am so far behind,
> I will live forever.
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> I finally got my head together,
> and my body fell apart.
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> There cannot be a crisis this week;
> my schedule is already full.
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> The nice part of living in a small town is
> that when I don't know what
> I'm doing, someone else does.
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> The older you get,
> the tougher it is to lose weight,
> because by then
> your body and your fat are really good friends.
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> Sometimes I think I understand everything,
> then I regain consciousness.
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>> >> Seen it all,
>> >> done it all,
>> >> can't remember most of it.
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