>TOP TEN AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITES
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>10. Drink molasses 'til you heave
>9. Wet Bonnet Contest
>8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy
>7. Buttermilk keggar
>6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale
>5. Get a tattoo: Born to raise barns
>4. Cruise the streets shouting insults at people with zippers
>3. Sleep 'til 6 AM
>2. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Mennonite ass
>1. Churn butter naked
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Kert Davies
ENVIRONMENTAL WORKING GROUP
1718 Connecticut Ave. NW, Suite 600
Washington, D.C. 20009
e-mail: kert@ewg.org
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