Subject: Re: Re: Re: RE: RE:! RE:! Re:ad the name of this group
From: "Kathleen J. Kramer" <kk3z+@andrew.cmu.edu>



Date: Sat, 22 Oct 1994 09:28:01 -0400
 
FIRST ADDENDUM
 
    According to interlaw 101, posts must stay on topic or women will be
bound and gagged and stripped searched by men not wearing gloves.....
    
    In accordance with said Interlaw, sir jo: representative of dirty
whores of all genders and other points of difference, whoredom being
primary simularity -- sir jo herebye proclaims that the following
ammendments are to be included in the enclave of the ridiculous code of
behavior that only whores were made to follow.
 
    judge pfister enters the room.  examines the documents, speaks firmly,
       "and what are the ammendments you propose"
 
           "i proclaim that my counting-crows posts be considered on
topic in    
    all manners of discussion on a music group started for a different band, 
    said band being named "pearl jam.  (that's Pearl Jam to you, bastards)."
 
ah!, a man with a goatee who's wearing gold shoes that curl up at the
toes like a genie, produces a whip, takes jo into a small room, removes
her jumpsuit and cracks jo's back with three long laps of his
strap...they return to the courtroom.
 
THE JUDGE SPEAKS  "no digressions, whore."
 
and yet with her back bleeding, the cloth of her scratchy prison
jumpsuit drying like skin on the wound so that every time she moves, the
wounds rip open again, she doesn't flinch (*that* makes everyone real
nervous).  she's hot but blood cools her skin unlike any sweat....jo
stares at the judge and continues asking for her amendments in a loud,
but trembling voice, (like adam duritz, pure beauty, afraid but
unwavering)  jo speaks,
 
       "your honor, i submit myself as exhibit A."  she unsnaps her
jumpsuit,    
    slowly turns to the crowed courtroom, her back to the judge, and she peels 
    the cheap blue fabric away from her wounds, blood flowing freely,
glistening    
    thickly.
 
but the crowd, the crowd sees nothing but a whore baring her breasts
 
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