****   CALL FOR APRIL FOOLS POSTS!   ****

   April fools postings and email are becoming a fine online tradition.
To celebrate this, and to save our humor for the next generation, I'm
starting an online archive devoted to April Fools postings. 

   What can you do?  If you have saved any April Fools postings or
email, _especially_ old (pre-1994) postings, mail them to me at 
[ADDRESS REMOVED] or ftp upload them to [FTP REMOVED] in
the directory [FTP REMOVED].

   As stuff becomes available, it will be available via FTP/gopher/Web:
            sunsite.unc.edu
            /pub/academic/communications/april-fools 

   Thanks for being silly!