This is not a personal ad!!

This is me and my boyfriend. I don't have any other pets. Things I don't like: blunt pencils, rude people, pollen, snowstorms, cats, football.

Places I've never been: Switzerland, Mississippi, Mall of America, among other places.

Occupations I've had that I never want to do again: mail carrier, maid, tax collector, teaching assistant.

I hope this is what you wanted to know.

Love, Nicole