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Re: Fw: Favorite Christmas Joke
>From: "Ella Scott" <emsjaj@git.com.au>
>
>for your interest...jj
Thanks JJ I'll pass it on.
A NICE LITTLE CHRISTMAS BEDTIME STORY
Not long ago and not far away Santa was getting ready for his annual
trip... but there were problems everywhere . . . four of the elves got
sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the
regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
schedule then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit ...
This stressed Santa even more when he went to harness the reindeer he found
that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence
and were out heaven knows where ... more stress. And then, when he began
to load the sleigh, one of the boards on the sleigh cracked and the toy bag
fell to the ground and scattered all the toys ... so, frustrated Santa
went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey ..., but he
found that the elves had hit the liquor cupboard and there was nothing there
to drink... and in his frustration he dropped the coffee pot and it broke
into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor ... he went to get
the broom and found that the mice had eaten the straw it was made from...
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door... he
opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree,
and the angel said, "Santa, where would you like me to put this Christmas
tree??"
And that, my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the
Christmas tree ...
Regards,
Vic
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