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Re:Christmas Greetings
Hi Vic
Happy Christmas to you and the family and a wonderfull New Year
from
Ted and Dawn Chown
Christmas 1998
-----Original Message-----
From: Victor Guest <vic@daena.eepo.com.au>
To: Permaculture WA <perma@eepo.com.au>
Date: Monday, December 21, 1998 10:39 AM
Subject: Re: Fw: Favorite Christmas Joke
>>From: "Ella Scott" <emsjaj@git.com.au>
>>
>>for your interest...jj
>
>Thanks JJ I'll pass it on.
>
>A NICE LITTLE CHRISTMAS BEDTIME STORY
>Not long ago and not far away Santa was getting ready for his annual
>trip... but there were problems everywhere . . . four of the elves got
>sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the
>regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind
>schedule then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit ...
>
>This stressed Santa even more when he went to harness the reindeer he found
>that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence
>and were out heaven knows where ... more stress. And then, when he began
>to load the sleigh, one of the boards on the sleigh cracked and the toy bag
>fell to the ground and scattered all the toys ... so, frustrated Santa
>went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey ..., but he
>found that the elves had hit the liquor cupboard and there was nothing
there
>to drink... and in his frustration he dropped the coffee pot and it broke
>into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor ... he went to
get
>the broom and found that the mice had eaten the straw it was made from...
>Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door... he
>opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree,
>and the angel said, "Santa, where would you like me to put this Christmas
>tree??"
>And that, my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of the
>Christmas tree ...
>
>Regards,
> Vic
>--
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