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TT: Re: Sincerest apologies ...
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That was pretty good-warped but good
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> From: RTEllsberry <rtells@Flora.Com>
> To: Community Forestry <Treetown@Majordomo.Flora.Com>
> Subject: TT: Sincerest apologies ...
> Date: Sunday, November 23, 1997 9:32 PM
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> It's an Internet joke. You should go ahead and delete this
> before torturing yourself any further.
>
> Richard@Flora.Com
> Trees - Make a friend for life ...
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> Subject: [Fwd: Friars]
>
> > >> This is one the worst puns I have ever had the pleasure of
> > reading!
> > >>
> > >> > Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so
> > they
> > >> opened
> > >> >up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone
> > liked to
> > >> buy
> > >> >flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town
> > thought
> > >> the
> > >> >competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close
> > down, but
> > >> >they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close.
> > They
> > >> ignored
> > >> >him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of
> > >> business.
> > >> >They
> > >> >ignored her too. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the
> > >> >roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to
close.
> > >> Hugh
> > >> >beat up
> > >> >the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they
> > >> didn't
> > >> close
> > >> >shop. Terrified, the friars did so -- thereby proving
that...
> > >> >
> > >> > (are you ready for this?)
> > >> >
> > >> > ...Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
>
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