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TT: Sincerest apologies ...
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It's an Internet joke. You should go ahead and delete this
before torturing yourself any further.
Richard@Flora.Com
Trees - Make a friend for life ...
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Subject: [Fwd: Friars]
> >> This is one the worst puns I have ever had the pleasure of
> reading!
> >>
> >> > Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so
> they
> >> opened
> >> >up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone
> liked to
> >> buy
> >> >flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town
> thought
> >> the
> >> >competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close
> down, but
> >> >they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close.
> They
> >> ignored
> >> >him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of
> >> business.
> >> >They
> >> >ignored her too. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the
> >> >roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.
> >> Hugh
> >> >beat up
> >> >the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they
> >> didn't
> >> close
> >> >shop. Terrified, the friars did so -- thereby proving that...
> >> >
> >> > (are you ready for this?)
> >> >
> >> > ...Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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