MASTER OF CEREMONIES: How do you feel tonight?
LADY: I feel just like a dishrag.
MASTER OF CEREMONIES: And how’s that?
LADY: I need to be squeezed.
Traditional:
"Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched"
Med Show spin:
"You should never speculate upon your juvenile poultry
until
the
proper process of incubation has thoroughly materialized."
My old missus promised me,
"Son, when I die, I’m going to set you free."
She lived so long her head got bald.
She got out of the notion of dying at all.
I was born ten thousand
years ago,
there ain’t nothing in this
world I
don’t know
I saw Peter, Paul and
Moses,
playing ring around the roses.
And I’ll whup the man who say that ain't so.