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Re: TT: O' Christmas Tree

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Why doesn't Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year

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> From: dstaples <dstaples@livingston.net>
> To: Community_Forestry <TreeTown@Majordomo.Flora.Com>
> Subject: Re: TT: O' Christmas Tree
> Date: Wednesday, December 17, 1997 10:22 AM
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> Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
> trip...but 
> there were problems everywhere.  Four of his elves got sick, and the
> trainee 
> elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was 
> beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
> 
>    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.  This
> stressed 
> Santa even more.  When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
> three of 
> them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out,
> heaven 
> knows where.  More stress!  Then when he began to load the sleigh one of
> the 
> boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the
> toys.
> 
>    So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a
> shot of 
> whiskey.  When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the
> liquor 
> and there was nothing to drink.  In his frustration, he dropped the
> coffee pot 
> and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
> 
>    He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it
> was made 
> from.  Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the
> door.  He 
> opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
> tree.  
> the angel said:  "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
> 
>    And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on the top of
> the 
> Christmas tree.
> -- 
> Don Staples
> UIN 4653335
> 
> My Ego Stroke:  http://www.livingston.net/dstaples/
> 
> 
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